#7

Zhu Ge Liang once said,

"Taking over a country is as easy as killing a fish without a bicycle.
Ha ha! Helpless fish!"

#6

Zhu Ge Liang once said,

"Life is nothing without potty to shit on"

#5

Zhu Ge Liang once said,

"A fan is worth more than 5000 troops,
because when you're hot & wet,
you turn her on & she will blow you real hard."

#4

Zhu Ge Liang once said,

"CHOKE the enemy and he will say
no-oh, no-oh, no-oh-oh,
i cant breathe . ♥"

#3

Zhu Ge Liang once said,

"Attack the enemy from his rear
So that when he loses he will get very butthurt....
hehe"

#2

Zhu Ge Liang once said,

"Ice cream is Chinese favorite food,
because it is so cool and sweet,
just like all your boyfriends... hehehe"

#1

Zhu Ge Liang once said,

"Drink Red Bull so you have energy to fan yourself with Chinese Hand Fan,
Because electronic hand fan cost 2000 army men...."